{"id":355,"date":"2012-03-24T15:35:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T15:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2022-12-28T19:23:03","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T19:23:03","slug":"loch-ness-monster-sightings-the-latest-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/03\/24\/loch-ness-monster-sightings-the-latest-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Loch Ness Monster sightings &#8211; the latest news"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>by Mikko on Wed 28 Apr 2010 09:28 BST<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The latest list of sightings of the cryptid Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, have been declassified and placed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lochness.co.uk\/fan_club\/thisyr.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">online here.<\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>World leading cryptozoologist Professor Kettle commented, &#8220;this latest information confirms that sightings are markedly down since Kevin Carlyon, High Priest of British White Witches, visited the loch and placed a spell protecting Nessie from people out to get her.&#8221;<\/p><div id=\"lochn-203018820\" class=\"lochn-content\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-3003812232025940\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3003812232025940\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;We haven&#8217;t got the resources available to analyse Kevin&#8217;s impact but we are definitely aware of a more elusive monster in these waters&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A member of the British Institute of Cryptozoology and Advanced Pseudo Sciences was unavailable for comment.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Mikko on Wed 28 Apr 2010 09:28 BST The latest list of sightings of the cryptid Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, have been declassified and placed online here. World leading cryptozoologist Professor Kettle commented, &#8220;this latest information confirms that sightings are markedly down since Kevin Carlyon, High Priest of British White Witches, visited the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/03\/24\/loch-ness-monster-sightings-the-latest-news\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Loch Ness Monster sightings &#8211; the latest news&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7674,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/7674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}