{"id":7164,"date":"2019-09-13T10:25:26","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T09:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/?p=7164"},"modified":"2022-12-28T13:59:21","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T13:59:21","slug":"will-inverness-provost-get-her-own-chain-to-wear-when-she-leaves-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/09\/13\/will-inverness-provost-get-her-own-chain-to-wear-when-she-leaves-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Inverness Provost Get Her Own Chain to Wear When She Leaves Office? Also, it&#8217;s official: Highland Council is &#8220;mad, bad and sad&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Locals often engage in the hilarious <em>&#8220;spot the provost in her chain&#8221;<\/em> game in Inverness. The particular councilor sometimes seems to try and get half a dozen photos of herself in various poises in the same edition of the local paper. It is a bit like watching the joker mayor in the film &#8220;Carry on Girls&#8221;, only in his case the hapless guy in the chain-of-office got photo&#8217;d every time his trousers fell down.<\/p><div id=\"lochn-1378252332\" class=\"lochn-content lochn-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-3003812232025940\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3003812232025940\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"335\" height=\"219\" src=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/pothole.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/pothole.jpg 335w, https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/pothole-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 85vw, 335px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Provost Chain of Office Trumps The Potholes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now an anonymous American donor is rumoured to be considering buying a full size copy chain-of-office to give to the self styled first lady of the town so that she can wear it after she loses election (hopefully as soon as possible since Highland Council is a ramshackle shambles) or retires. That way she can continue to wear it pretty much all the time, just like she appears to now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you spot Inverness provost in her chain doing the shopping at her local supermarket, don&#8217;t laugh. Apparent vanity is a debilitating condition and we hope she gets better soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In separate developments a Highland Councilor has quit the shambolic local authority stating it is now just <em>\u201cthe mad, the bad, and the sad\u201d <\/em>. Well done ,  Inverness Councillor Richard Laird &#8211; we couldn&#8217;t agree more.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.inverness-courier.co.uk\/news\/former-inverness-councillor-says-local-authority-system-needs-an-overhaul-182978\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" Read it all here. (opens in a new tab)\"> Read it all here.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Locals often engage in the hilarious &#8220;spot the provost in her chain&#8221; game in Inverness. The particular councilor sometimes seems to try and get half a dozen photos of herself in various poises in the same edition of the local paper. It is a bit like watching the joker mayor in the film &#8220;Carry on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/09\/13\/will-inverness-provost-get-her-own-chain-to-wear-when-she-leaves-office\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Will Inverness Provost Get Her Own Chain to Wear When She Leaves Office? 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