{"id":84,"date":"2006-01-15T08:31:54","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T08:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/?p=84"},"modified":"2022-12-29T09:29:20","modified_gmt":"2022-12-29T09:29:20","slug":"loch-ness-monster-living-in-fear-of-bearded-taleban-style-fundamentalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/01\/15\/loch-ness-monster-living-in-fear-of-bearded-taleban-style-fundamentalists\/","title":{"rendered":"Loch Ness Monster living in fear of bearded Taleban-style fundamentalists"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>News has emerged that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is living in fear of a bearded Taleban-style regime that seems sworn to make people give up their own beliefs that she exists and is alive and well in Scotland.<\/p><div id=\"lochn-2826147504\" class=\"lochn-content lochn-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-3003812232025940\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3003812232025940\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"165\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Loch-Ness-Monster-hunter.jpg\" alt=\"Bearded Loch Ness Nutters\" class=\"wp-image-7540\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cIt really isn\u2019t fair\u201d<\/em>, said Nessie. <em>\u201cI have been living in Loch Ness since the last ice age and yet some much fresher upstarts think they can just grow a beard, put on a serious face and a mock-posh accent and tell my followers that I am not real. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Personally I think they are a bunch of formally unqualified, bearded fundamentalist Taleban look-alikes who are hell-bent on imposing their own quasi-religious, pseudo-scientific anti-Nessie claptrap on my followers. So I\u2019m asking all my friends out there to rebel against them and to boycott them and make sure the world knows that I do exist. Just ask all the people who have\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lochness.co.uk\/fan_club\/thisyr.html\" target=\"_blank\">seen me with their own eyes!<\/a>\u201d<\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News has emerged that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is living in fear of a bearded Taleban-style regime that seems sworn to make people give up their own beliefs that she exists and is alive and well in Scotland. \u201cIt really isn\u2019t fair\u201d, said Nessie. \u201cI have been living in Loch Ness since the last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/01\/15\/loch-ness-monster-living-in-fear-of-bearded-taleban-style-fundamentalists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Loch Ness Monster living in fear of bearded Taleban-style fundamentalists&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7769,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/7769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lochnessmonster.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}