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Notorious Inverness Rapist, Kim Avis gets more jail time

Kim Vincent Avis — Extradited back to Scotland

In the latest twist to the story of Inverness street peddler and convicted rapist, Kim Avis (aka Vince Avis, Kem Avis, Ken Gordon-Avis, Kim Gordon and Cameron MacGregor) has had his 14 year sentence increased.

Dubbed by some as The Real Loch Ness Monster, 60 year old Avis was convicted in 2021 for sexually assaulting women and children while living in Inverness between 2006 and 2017.

Prison guards at HMP Edinburgh were using mobile phone detector equipment and discovered that Avis was hiding one in a bucket in his jail cell.

Avis was brought back to court from prison and was further convicted of illegally possing and using a phone while in detention.

Sheriff Joseph Stewart sentenced the rapist to a two month custodial sentence that will run consecutively to his current sentence.

For more information about this story, see The Inverness Courier and why not listen to the excellent BBC Podcast documentary: “Disclosure: Dead Man Running”. Available here (or search on your preferred Podcast player).

Loch Ness Probe Shocks Earth To The Core

For several decades, Professor Kettle of the Loch Ness Research Institute has been probing the bottom of Loch Ness for new secrets about life on earth. Now, in an astonishing twist, his team of academics has discovered that the Earth’s inner core, long thought to be a solid sphere, is behaving in ways that defy conventional understanding.

A ground breaking and world leading series of experiments, using cutting-edge technology and advanced AI simulations are being used to generate huge seismic waves that travel through Scotland.

“Because we use novel quantum polarised HAARP style equipment to generate earthquake tremors at Loch Ness, we obviously know the Point Zero, so to speak. This lets us make a very detailed analysis of what’s under the loch, all the way down to the Earth’s core”, explained Prof. Kettle.

The team’s new data reveals that the Earth’s inner core is not as rigid and unchanging as previously believed. Instead, it seemed to exhibit dynamic behavior, with shifts and changes occurring over time.

“It is constantly evolving, influenced by complex interactions with the surrounding layers of the Earth”, Kettle added.

The implications of their findings is profound and as the team’s new scientific papers are shared with the scientific community, a wave of excitement is spreading – sparking calls for further research.

“I want to be quite clear”, Dr. Pott (Loch Ness Research and project coordinator) said. “We are not looking at a Journey To The Earth’s Core scenario. But this is actually even more interesting because the magnetic fields being generated are shifting the North & South Pole far faster than we thought. Things like GPS and even satellites will have to be refitted to take account of the new reality, if our modern way of life is to continue.”

World Leading Discovery of Oxygen-Generating Lifeforms under Loch Ness

Professor Plume’s world leading research has uncovered unique lifeforms at the bottom of Loch Ness that generate oxygen. These microorganisms at depths over 200 meters could revolutionize our understanding of deep-water ecosystems and their role in oxygen production.

Plume’s study explores the biodiversity of Loch Ness, focusing on the profundal zone. This has been relatively unexplored due to its depth and challenging conditions.

Using advanced holographic imaging technology, Professor Plume and his team collected samples from various depths. The samples were analyzed for microbial activity and oxygen production.

The research identified several species of microorganisms capable of photosynthesis at these depths and generated significant amounts of oxygen. These findings suggest that deep-water ecosystems may play a more crucial role in global oxygen production than previously thought.

The discovery challenges existing theories about oxygen production (so called “dark oygen”) in freshwater systems and highlights the importance of protecting these unique ecosystems. Further research is needed to understand the full impact of these lifeforms on the environment.

Speaking exclusively to the Loch Ness Free Press, Professor Plume said, “Loch Ness is clearly a place of gaesous production of Dark Oxygen through a process similar to methane generation and the hydrothermal vents my leading team discovered in our Loch Ness research project and probe of the water body’s bottom in early 2024.”

Professor Plume’s research opens new avenues for studying deep-water ecosystems in Loch Ness and other deep water lakes and their contributions to Earth’s oxygen cycle. This discovery highlights the need for continued exploration and conservation of deep freshwater habitats.

Plume added, “If there is a large amount of Dark Oxygen being produced here, it could help explain how unknown creatures such as Nessie, the famous Loch Ness Monster, could survive for long periods without surfacing.

“There are plenty of food sources the murky depths and oxygen completes the circle of what is needed to support life”.

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The petition is here, and you can also read about the endangered wild cats here (the English version is about half way down their webpage).

Podcast: Kim Avis – the monster of Loch Ness

A missing tourist, a US-wide manhunt and the story of how a local celebrity became a fugitive after his dark past begins to catch up with him. Now the BBC has a new Podcast about the convicted rapist from Inverness.

Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster is spotted again on our livecam!

Veteran monster hunter Eoin O’Fagan from Ireland has spotted her. Read all about it in the Scottish Daily Record newspaper.

Loch Ness clue to exciting new lifeforms discovered in humans

Incredible groundbreaking research into tiny obelisk shaped objects inside the human mouth and gut may have been given a crucial boost by Professor Kettle’s Loch Ness research project.

Loch Ness Biofoul — Human Obelisk Cells in Loch Ness

“We have been investigating prehistoric life forms and monsters in Loch Ness for decades, including the once unknown sulphur vent bottom feeders that live in Edwards Caves far beneath the waves.”

“When I read about this fascinating discovery of very ancient obelisk cells in all of us, it suddenly dawned on me that our loch is a scientific link to the origins of life. We are starting a new quest to track down equivalent cells in our water samples and will produce a detailed report as soon as possible”

Details of the human obelisks can be found here.

Latest Search for Nessie “is a washout”, according to leading Loch Ness Monster Researcher

Nessie Forces Drone to Retreat At Loch Ness

“Drones, and a hydrophone were going to be used in our attempt to find Nessie this weekend”, Professor Kettle told this Blog. “Unfortunately the weather has been appalling with fog and mist reducing visibility to a few yards and the amount of rain has completely wrecked our world-leading hydrophone deployment”

Professor Kettle was intending to use this weekend as the latest large scale scientific quest to find Nessie but the world famous crytozoological creature does, for now, remain as elusive as ever.

Government Denies “Spy” Balloon Taken Down Over Loch Ness

RAF Vulcan bomber destroys Loch Ness Monster balloon — Vulcan Bomber Intercepted Balloon

The world has held its breath as the USA and other Super Powers edge towards conflict over spy balloons and octagonal shaped UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) that were seen over nuclear missile silos and Canada.

In a shock new development locals have reported seeing RAF Vulcan Bomber apparently engage and destroy a possibly red coloured balloon over Loch Ness.

A member of the local silent majority, who did not want to be named told us, “I was sleeping in my favourite chair with Channel 4’s Countdown blaring away on the TV. Suddenly my house shook as a super sonic jet screamed through the sky heading towards the loch. I got my binoculars out and saw a balloon deflated, plummeting towards the water”.

Professor Kettle was also out on his Loch Ness Research Project boat taking hydrophone recordings at the beginning of Nessie’s mating season. He expressed concern that the noise would unsettle the famous monster.

“I really want to protest about jets taking down balloons over Loch Ness. We know there is a problem with tourists launching lanterns over the loch but I am assured by the Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board that they have it under control. We don’t need military action in this scientifically sensitive site.”

The balloon is one of many UFOs seen at Loch Ness every year as it is believed to be part of an energy line including the Bermuda Triangle.

Professor Kettle also pointed out that there are suggestions in the American media that the US air force may have spent $1 million shooting down a toy balloon. “The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade reports that one of its $12 balloons vanished 11th February. This was about the same time President Biden ordered a jet fighter to shoot down a mystery object over Canada’s Yukon Territory”. (You can read more about this in The New York Post).

The Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board was unavailable for comment at time of going to press.

Is a new strain of Malaria about to monster Loch Ness?

Scientists at the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) are now probing the Thames estuary for mosquitoes and their larvae in a desperate attempt to thwart the spread of a mutant super-strain of the mosquito borne disease.

Speaking to us from his Loch Ness Research Project, Professor Kettle said, “The real worry for us in the Highlands of Scotland and Loch Ness is that climate change has warmed us up and may bring the pox with it. We have very large mosquitoes and if they cross-breed with our midges, it could be armageddon”.

The Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board was unavailable for comment but has issued a watching brief to the professor. “Malaria was endemic in England until the end of the 1800s and we are also on notice from the world health organisations to be on the look out for deadly West Nile Virus.”

Everyone must take precautions and be constantly aware of the hazards all around us. It is not thought that Nessie is at risk from either virus.