Incredibly, the main car park in Drumnadrochit says NO to everyone. Visitors arriving at the tiny Loch Ness side village are shocked to find a sign threatening them upon entry and quoting fines of £5000 – £20,000 (6000 – 24,000 euro) for leaving litter.
A spokesperson for the silent majority told us they agreed with the principle against littering, as all right-minded people would, but “we think it projects a very negative image when all you see as a first greeting is NO in big bright red letters!”
The Highlands of Scotland Tourist Board was unavailable for comment at time of going to press.