For several decades, Professor Kettle of the Loch Ness Research Institute has been probing the bottom of Loch Ness for new secrets about life on earth. Now, in an astonishing twist, his team of academics has discovered that the Earth’s inner core, long thought to be a solid sphere, is behaving in ways that defy conventional understanding.
A ground breaking and world leading series of experiments, using cutting-edge technology and advanced AI simulations are being used to generate huge seismic waves that travel through Scotland.
“Because we use novel quantum polarised HAARP style equipment to generate earthquake tremors at Loch Ness, we obviously know the Point Zero, so to speak. This lets us make a very detailed analysis of what’s under the loch, all the way down to the Earth’s core”, explained Prof. Kettle.
The team’s new data reveals that the Earth’s inner core is not as rigid and unchanging as previously believed. Instead, it seemed to exhibit dynamic behavior, with shifts and changes occurring over time.
“It is constantly evolving, influenced by complex interactions with the surrounding layers of the Earth”, Kettle added.
The implications of their findings is profound and as the team’s new scientific papers are shared with the scientific community, a wave of excitement is spreading – sparking calls for further research.
“I want to be quite clear”, Dr. Pott (Loch Ness Research and project coordinator) said. “We are not looking at a Journey To The Earth’s Core scenario. But this is actually even more interesting because the magnetic fields being generated are shifting the North & South Pole far faster than we thought. Things like GPS and even satellites will have to be refitted to take account of the new reality, if our modern way of life is to continue.”